How to Have Tea like a Lady

7 (fool-proof) Steps on How to have Noon Tea as a Real Lady

1) Make sure the setting is elegant yet simple and practical. Candy corn is a must.

2) Sit down at your place and wait for the other guests. Be cute.

3) Be patient and wait for guest to go first. Look over your masterpiece party.

4) Make sure to have an owl bib on. Then hold the handle of the tea cup- no barbarian cup grabs here.

 

5) Set down the tea cup on the saucer delicately. Stir the what-was-my-mom-thinking RED beverage gently.

6) Delight in your kool aid  tea mustache

7) Drink more and more until your mom decides it's high time to dump the rest of the tea down the drain.

Repeat daily if allowed. (and next time invite your dad)