Well.
It's been a week and a day since our Russian tortoise, Da Vinci, went missing.
Since then we have handed out fliers to all our surrounding neighbors, searched high and low, sent in a city notice, checked KSL, prayed, and called the animal shelter to see if anyone brought in a tortoise (the worker asked me for a description and this actually happened during our conversation: Her- "And what color is he?" Me- "umm... green..." Really?)
And as you can all guess- he never showed up. He legitimately ran (walked) away somehow.
And this all happened the week it's been raining and storming and well, it's not been a very warm and tortoise friendly climate.
So we feel pretty awful about how it all went down. Poor little guy.
So in memory or our green shelled pet, I am now going to compose a poem for him. Like, right now.
Our dearest Russian Tortoise
You always did support us,
You helped us eat our tomatoes and carrots,
And you were much calmer than pet ferrets,
We will miss the familiar glow from your heat lamp,
And how when you walked around you left a ....dirt stamp,
Oh Da Vinci, why did you have to go?
Is it better in reptile heaven? We will never know...
Your corner of our room is now empty and bare,
But we will always remember the days you resided there,
Miso will miss hunting you, and June will miss her drum,
Buck may never recover, he still feels like scum,
So Da Vinci, dear Da Vinci- our scaly, rad pet,
Your tortoisey ways we shall never, ever, forget.
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Really though, it is sad. I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that we kind of feel like we sent him to his death by taking him outside and then forgetting him there for two hours. (But really?! How far can a tortoise get in that time?! He is NOWHERE to be found!) Our best-case-senerio-hope (aside from coming home to us) is that some kid found him and thought he'd make a cool pet and now he is safe and warm somewhere else. We can hope right?
I guess now I have to get Buck some other random pet-gift.
Well.
Maybe not.
Not yet anyways.