Weekly Award

And the winner for the weirdest thing I've done all week (maybe all month...?) goes to..... 

(Warning: Shield young children's eyes. This is scary.)

THIS

 But listen, a girls gotta make money somehow, so why not become a test subject? Look how freaky I look! (I can't believe I'm actually showing this)

It was a test for women in their third trimester. (so, totally safe) I'm not sure it was worth the little cash I got back though. I mean, look at me! This thing soaked my head. And not only that but they made me do math and I got all sorts of grumpy and irritated from it. I DO NOT DO MATH. Not with sensors on my head, not while my blood pressure is being taken, not even when I'm getting paid. Okay, so, lesson learned. No more of this alien abduction test subject stuff for this pregnant girl!